01 — GO FOR IT
Bring the whole rant
Swearing, shouting, frustration, and big feelings are welcome. Vent about work, your ex, your landlord, or life in general.
Your pressure-release valve
YOU’VE GOT
SOMETHING
TO SAY.
Bad boss. Chaotic ex. One more “quick question” away from losing it? Book a private venting call and get it out of your system. I’ll listen. You unload.
01 / Choose your release
Pick your meltdown.
One call. Your rant. Your rules.
Book the Full-Blown Rant · 30 min · $30
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Need to vent. Like, now?
Call me right now.
For the “if I don’t say this out loud, I might combust” moments. Book a last-minute slot through the urgent booking page.
03 / Ground rules
Let it rip. With limits.
02 — HARD LINE
No real-world threats
Threats of harm against anyone and anything involving minors are not allowed.
03 — THE DEAL
I can end a call
If a session is ended because these rules are broken, no refund is provided. Please book only if you’re 18 or older.
04 / Before you unload
A few things you might wonder.
Is this therapy?
No. This is a space to vent, not mental-health treatment or crisis support. If you’re in crisis in the US, call or text 988; if there’s immediate danger, contact emergency services.
Will you talk back?
Only if you want me to. Leave a note at booking for your preferences. You can make special requests here.
What’s the cancellation policy?
The current policy is free cancellation up to 24 hours before the session. Cancellations within 24 hours incur a $15 fee. Review the terms shown during booking before paying.
Are calls recorded?
Sessions are not recorded by this service.